There Once Existed a Chocolate River
Yes there was once a chocolate river created back in 1971. The famous chocolate river was made of 15,000 gallons of water mixed with chocolate and cream.
Interestingly the chocolate river was factually made with real delectable chocolate, which was mixed with water, and cream.
Unfortunately due the spoilage of the cream in the chocolate, and because Augustus Gloop almost drowned into it and because the spoiled cream left a terrible smell it had to be shut down!